Intergalactic Space Sex

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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fedswatching:

homie bout to take her ass to the crib & smash

What the fuck is a sonic

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gifcraft:

Going to School

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shrineart:

whethervane:

domestichouseplant:

Enough of my chocolate rambles, Easter also means eggs for some reason so have my favourite egg-related video.

there it is… there’s the big egg… it’s much larger… than a normal egg

This always amuses me because of growing up on a farm and getting weird shit like this and oddly shaped eggs and stuff. People who haven’t experienced it are usually like WHOA WHAT?!?!?! EGG???? And it’s just “Yup, egg.”


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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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hotfriesmistress:

!!!!! the tongue


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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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dickrider420:

when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it

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